Undesirable Information for ‘Trump-Adjacent Weirdos’ Delights Seth Meyers

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On Wednesday, a federal decide dominated that Dominion Voting Techniques could move forward with its defamation lawsuits against Mike Lindell, Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell. Seth Meyers identified as them “Trump-adjacent weirdos” and poked fun at their election fraud conspiracy theories on Thursday’s “Late Night time.”

“OK, so there are only two plausible explanations for what took place right here: Possibly a federal judge appointed by Donald Trump ruled that unfounded promises of election fraud designed by three Trump allies ended up not exempt from defamation laws, or Hugo Chavez teamed up with China and the C.I.A. to use Italian navy satellites to hack the judge’s personal computer and alter his opinion, which was then printed out on paper smuggled in from China protected in bamboo fibers. The only way we can know for guaranteed is if we acquire the judge’s ruling to a cabin in Montana, study it less than a strong ultraviolet light-weight, then bury it in the backyard, wait a few times and see if it rains.” — SETH MEYERS

Meyers and Stephen Colbert mainly concentrated on Lindell, the MyPillow C.E.O., whose response to the information was caught on digital camera.

“Watching another person get undesirable information, in genuine time, at their have symposium is my new kink.” — SETH MEYERS

“This week, he held a livestreamed cybersymposium, for which he employed a cyberexpert ‘red team’ and gave them what he mentioned was 37 terabytes of irrefutable evidence that hackers broke into election units making use of intercepted ‘packet captures.’ ‘Packet captures,’ of program, is a specialized expression that you could possibly know by their road name, ‘pillow circumstances.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Honestly, lousy cyberexperts. You go to school to get a degree in laptop or computer science, expend your entire career mastering a very specialised ability that would be basically quite handy in today’s superior-tech financial state, and then a psycho pillow magnate fingers you what I’m guessing is a garbage bag comprehensive of dry cleansing slips and CVS receipts and claimed, ‘I need you to change who the president is.’” — SETH MEYERS

“Rudy has also been sued by Dominion for a billion bucks. Now he’s dealing with a mountain of authorized fees. That mountain’s in his condominium, appropriate next to the mountain of vacant Franzia containers.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Man, I want I could have seen Rudy’s encounter when he uncovered out. And which is a little something, due to the fact I have wished to see Rudy’s deal with.” — SETH MEYERS

“On top rated of that, Rudy’s regulation license in Washington was suspended, and he was suspended from training law in New York due to ‘demonstrably wrong and misleading’ statements about the election — which signifies he’s reduce off from his former supply of cash flow: telling lies following to a dildo store.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

In honor of Jimmy Fallon’s 1,500th “Tonight Show” episode, Kit Harington gave the host some thing he’s been ready for — a “straight-up” rendition of Train’s “Drops of Jupiter.”

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